Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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