She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
And then he peed in my hair
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