That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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