the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
