Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
