i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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