Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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