saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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