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(309): View more from Illinois

dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry

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(626): View more from California

Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.

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(317): View more from Indiana

We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward

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(828): View more from North Carolina

he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.

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(574): View more from Indiana

i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.

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(205): View more from Alabama

And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.

(251): View more from Alabama

Isn't that our default mode?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award

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