I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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