I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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