Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
What a dumb baby whore.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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