Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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