she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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