she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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