I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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