This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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