so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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