are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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