I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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