I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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