I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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