so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
my liver is dry heaving
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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