come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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