ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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