She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
