dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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