Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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