My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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