And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
