If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Randomize
