I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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