her vagine was all disorganized.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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