id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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