There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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