he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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