question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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