whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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