he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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