Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
