It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize
