okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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