Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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