omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
