I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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