I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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