47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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