That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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