it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I think my vagina is haunted
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
sex in a hospital.. check
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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