My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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