i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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