He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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