You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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