It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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