But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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