A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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