let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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